Wear it or bear it

Condoms are cheaper than AIDS

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool.

Don’t be silly, protect your willie

Protect, don’t neglect

Don’t be a joker, wrap your poker

Be ultra-cool, protect your tool!

Wrap it before you tap it

Safe sex, no regrets

No Condom, No Way

To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky

Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers

No unwrapped stags get between my legs

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

If you want to live longer, say no to unprotected encounter

Use helmet while driving in an unknown tunnel

No Glove, No Love

Protect the fish then dip it in the dish

Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard

Bag the mole then do her hole

Cuff your carrot before you share it

Think Before You Play.

Protection, for the both of you.

Spend the night right.

See that crying baby? Yeah, wear a condom.

It’s cool to stay protected.

Cheaper than medication.

No condom, no entry!

Jail your number then call the plumber

Cover your vein then drive her insane

Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle

Wrap your spout to catch the trout

Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

Cover your steamer before you ream her

Condoms, man’s best friend.

Just wear it.

Say no to sex without a condom.

Every soldier needs a helmet.

Until you’re ready, wear a condom.

Want uninterrupted sleep? Use a condom.

Using a condom is always the wise choice.

Protect that fish then dip it in the dish

Contain that bass for a swim in her glass

Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret

Got condoms?

Better to be safe than sorry.

Stay protected during intimate encounters.

Not wearing a condom is totally uncool.

Enjoy pleasure the safe way.

A knight doesn’t go into battle without protection.

Tell him to cover up.

Clothe the boner before you hone her

Got no protection? Can’t use your erection!

Cork your pump or you don’t hump

Only dummies don’t wear condoms.

Stay safe and use a condom.

Wise men say wear a condom.

Say no to unprotected sex.

You bet your life when you take a chance

Cover your stump before you hump

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Glove your pecker before you check her

Coat that slimmer before you prime her

Condomize then womanize

When in doubt shroud you spout

Don’t be a loner, cover your boner

You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

If you slip between her thighs, condomize

Do it when you’re protected.

Because most kisses end with using condoms.

Do the deed safely.

She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick

If you go into heat, package your meat

While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool

Wrap that spout then bore her out

Conceal your train don’t cause her pain

Shroud your trout then make her shout

The right selection, is to protect your erection

Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

A crank with armor, will never harm her

If you really love her, wear a cover

Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

Because it’s not just about you.

Don’t want to wear condoms? You’re gonna have a dad time.

Have no one greet you on Father’s day.

No glove, no love

If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye

Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver

No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax

Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the ****

Avoid a frown, contain your clown

Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground

Cloak the joker before you poke her

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Cape your throbber before you bob her

After detection sheath your erection

Because sex is meant to be enjoyed.

No more pulling out ever.

No balloon, no party.

Before you penetrate hide your magistrate

Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser

Cover that lumber before you pump her

Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle

House your noodle then release your strudel

Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound

Protect your dink then fluff her mink

Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern

Hide ole harry then take her cherry

Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey

Cage that snake then shake and bake

Cover your peter it will be much neater

Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore

It’s always funky to cage your monkey

Say NO to unwanted pregnancies. Use Condom

A condom a day keeps the pregnancy away

Dress that erection to make a deflection

Contain that shanker before you spank her

Cap that seeder before you breed her

Use protection, to satisfy your infatuation

The best packages stay wrapped

Just do it safely.

Carry one in your wallet.

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

Cover old pete then grind her meat

Guard your peter before you meet her

Check your list before you tryst

Wrap your bate before you mate

Can your worm before you squirm