Pure Michigan
Great Lakes, Great Times
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America’s Left Hand
The Birthplace of Automotive
Michigan: Mitten State
Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny
Don’t mess with the mitten
Michigan: the state with the upper hand
Michigan: Talk to the Hand
We put the “Fare” in Welfare
No hurricanes here
Land of snow machines and bass boats
It’s not the heat. It’s the humidity
Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets
Have a Great time at the Great Lakes
We know the rules to Euchre
No toll roads and proud of it
Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar
The Orange Barrel State
More than just boarded-up auto plants
Michigan: America’s High Five
Where Ontario is merely a shortcut to New York
Water is enough for any drought
Welcome to Michigan. did you remember your gun?
The Hideous Growth on the Forehead of America
The only state to enjoy snowmobiling and skiing in October
Visit Hell, Paradise, and Climax all in one day
Try eating corn flakes without us
The one that looks like a mitten, you moron
Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes
It’s called snow. Get used to it
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